I employ sitemeter which records the number of visitors to my site in an effort to determine just how unpopular I am. My hosting plan also includes a more detailed and complete statistical record, but I use sitemeter out of sheer convenience. It is just far easier to login and view the vitals. I operate the basic account offered by this company which, despite being free, provides me with an obscene amount information regarding netizen visits. Visitors to my site will leave their country, city, time, operating system, IP address, ISP name, length of visit, pages visited, browser used and referring website, and keywords (if a search was used to find my site) to list a few.

A few days ago I narcissistically logged in to view my pitiful statistics and was rather surprised to find that I had been apparently googled from Beijing (although not 100% sure because IP was hidden) using the following search terms:

which street in nanjing can i find chinese women looking for sex in nanjing

I’m all about search rank flattery but I was a little embarrassed and surprised that it ranked rather high using the above search words. Using those tags, my site occupies the 20th position (on the second page) and any searcher will be directed to this post (about my midnight travels down Zhujiang Road two weeks ago).

I don’t think I can help out with this query. Sorry. Best I can say is that if you need to use to Google to help you out in snooping this kind of information…here, in Asia…well, you might not be ready for travels in this part of the world.

I am relieved though that the search specified women (men would have been fine to) and not another human noun…

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My results.

Myers-Briggs would say that you are an INTP (Introvert, Intuitive, Thinker, Perceiver). In Star Trek language, you share a basic personality configuration with Worf.

People like you are generally quiet until you have something important to say. You are extremely independent and fiercely private. You’re logical and unemotional, but also quite innovative and creative. Your smile or snarl can hide your wily ingenuity. You’re a global thinker, curious about politics. You are driven to succeed and to prove to yourself your high level of competence.

You’re also a nonconformist and quite unpredictable. When you want to adapt to the needs of others, however, it’s easy. You prefer to be casual.

You respond best to people who honor your privacy and independence, who appreciate your ideas and have no trouble leaving you alone. You can’t stand a demand for some big emotional talk when you haven’t figured out exactly how you feel and what to do about it.

You don’t like clutter, but you’re not always tidy. You hate it when other people see your messes or comment on them. And you don’t like to be nagged, ever.

Your primary goal in life is maintaining your privacy and gaining the opportunity to solve complex problems in unique ways. Your reward is being granted the time and freedom to pursue adventures on your own.

Good careers for your type include being the Ambassador to Qo’noS, venture capitalist, legal mediator, musician, investigator, and strategic planner.

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